AlexSalvatoreMiles

i am relay excited for this chapter! tand7 lol EVERYTHING STARTED SHINING THE GREENHOUSE! Lights were everywhere and suddenly… I woke up! "Oh hi guys" i said to Derek and Alec. "Whoa you are so much more sexah lol" Alec said. "Yeah thats because hes god tear now" derek explanated. "indeed i am" i said godly. "I am the Muse of Death!" (AN i know the muse is a female exlusive class but alex is gay so it counts!) My god tear outfit was basically the assassin tunic that ezio wore in AC2 (when he was hawt :p ) all in white and pretty, and on my chest was the symbol of the assassins. "thats sooooo cool" Derek said. "so what are your

I am back after sooooo long sorry about that my dear fans :'( I kinda forgot stuff about the story but itll be fine i am sure :) true assassins never diiiiiiiiiiiiie! chap 6 Everyone was fighting! me and derek and bella and jace and alec were fighting against all the evil people. James and Victoria and Laurent and Angela had come tru the ceiling! "lol wtf are you guyz doing?" said angela rain bennet. She was a fucking stupid-ass gothic everybody hated. "wear out of here." And then they left. "Nooooo fucking gothic bitch" I said "ur not even a real goff like the cool ones like milena and chella!" "heeeeeeeeeheeeeeeheeeeee" wolfbloodrei s

AN: derek wrote this and he wanted me to post it online because he doesnt want to create an account. He thinks hes gonna be hacked lololol. He said he wanted criticism though so please be nice! NO FLAMERS ALLOWED FOR DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:[ its based on the story "the grasshopper and the ant" by la fontaine (hes a French guy, and Derek knows about him because of me! I feel so smart thanks to him =) ) but also on his own life and he made it soooo better <3 ---- It was a dark, foggy, cold, wintery night, where the mist veiling the streets was lazily drifting around the ice dangling from the roofs, inching its tentacles as if it were tryin

AN: this is an epik chapter i am relay excited tand5: BATTLE Alec and I were still in the greenhouse when.... THE GROUDNS HAKED! "wtf" Alec said. "i dunno but its probably something bad." i said, putting my clothes and weapons back on. We ran out and found........ that bitch isabelle was there! As well as these demon templars tigeranne and wolfbloodrei (she told me she was a demon! i knew it) and talysalankil (yeah it was there too that tranny) and that cyborg templar anyathepurple (except they were all kinds of different colors to differenshit themselves). Also there was an old man, Alec said he was geodge "oh fuck you" moi said. "cunt

chapter 4 da evil is near Jae and bella carried clary to the infirmary because her baby could be coming any moment now. Derek was still kinda mad at me for leaving him at the altar, so he went hunting some people to feel better, leaving me alone that asshole. I decided to see where Alec had left. I found him in the greenhouse, which is like a huge forest inside the Institute but all the plants are magical and beautiful, but not as much as alec was :3 "Hiiiii" I said. "Oh hi alex" he said but when he turned I saw he was crying! :'( Hey whats wrong? "I asked" "jace had sex with clary" "Yeaaaaaah." But i did not understood what was wrong

AN: anya was trying to indoctrinate me but she FAILED! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA suck it lozer APOV We were in the Institute training to fight demons when.... CLARy started puking all over the floor! "omg are you ok?" jace asked. "yeah it's just morning sickness" she said "i must be pregnant" "what?" alec whispered at the top of his lungs. "but that means" "yeah we had sex last night for the first time" jace boomed. "nooooooo" alec said and left the room crying. "But jace" alex erupted panicking "hetero sex is evil! why would you do that before marriage!" "Uuuuuuuum i was horny?" "nooooooo" clary said. She had just realized they had acte

AN: That templar demon bitch Tigeranne is still alive! OMFG Derek YOU LIED TO ME HOW CLOUD U >< But anyway heres the second chapter, enjoy xoxoxox TAND 2: what happens because of betrayal ----------- Isabelle pulls out her whip (cuz she's a bdsm dominatrix freak, women shouldn't be dominating it's WRONG) and tries to attack me. But it's a fucking stupid whip and I'm an assassin so I evade with no problem. "HE'S A FUCKING HALFMAAAAAAN" Isabelle exults quietly. "LET ME KILL THEM!" Isabelle was raised by horrible racist parents which is why shes like that (A/N sorry but its true, the Lightwoods sound like racist assholes). "For fucks sake

AN this is my new story it's going to be mostly city of bones and some other stuff too. It's kind of a sequel to tad but not really youll see True Assassins Never Die ch1: city of boners Alex wakes up in the house that Jenna the real estate sold him, in bed with Derek. "WHAT HAPPENED" HE SCREAMS. "We were chasing the templars but they did a musical number!" "Lolwut" derek says, "no that was a dream. We killed the templars at Elena's castle remember? They had taken liberal drugs and thought they teleported away but they didnt because thats impossible" (A/N: its impossible with technology but youll see there are other ways still!) "But whe